{"product_id":"therapy-air-freshener-orange-sherbet","title":"Therapy Air Freshener - Orange Sherbet","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"305\"\u003eOrange Sherbet Scented Car Air Freshener\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"367\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"367\"\u003e“Therapy Is Not Enough. I Need to Hit People With My Car”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eFor legal reasons (and moral ones): \u003cstrong data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"423\"\u003ethis is a joke\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eFor emotional reasons: yeah… the feeling is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eThis Orange Sherbet-scented car air freshener is for people who’ve tried deep breathing, therapy, journalling, and counting to ten… and still get cut off in traffic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eSweet scent. Unhinged humour. Zero actual violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e✔ Dark humour for emotionally exhausted humans\u003cbr data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e✔ Clearly satirical, obviously joking (no, seriously)\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e✔ Soft Fruity scent that doesn’t punch you in the face\u003cbr data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e✔ Makes your car smell nicer than your intrusive thoughts\u003cbr data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e✔ A+ gift for friends who cope via sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003eIt’s not about hitting people.\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eIt’s about \u003cstrong data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003efeeling like screaming into the void\u003c\/strong\u003e, but choosing fragrance instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eScent Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eOrange Sherbet Scent\u003cbr data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eNostalgic, orange-ee. 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