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No group chats - #AuDHDaf! Hoodie
$80.76
“...I’m Probably Too Autistic for Your Group Chat...” Hoodie – Black or Grey
For the neurodivergent legends who tell the truth and stay comfy doing it. This hoodie says what we’re all thinking — “I’m probably too autistic for your group chat” across the front, and the unapologetically iconic #AuDHDaf! stamped loud and proud on the back.
Perfect for anyone who prefers clarity over small talk, sensory-friendly comfort over chaos, and a good laugh at the very real struggle of group chats.
Why You’ll Love It
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Heavy blend comfort: Made from a cosy 50% cotton / 50% polyester mix for the perfect everyday weight.
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Soft, sensory-friendly feel: Air jet yarn means a smoother texture and reduced pilling — because scratchy fabric is not the vibe.
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Stay-warm design: Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring for extra comfort and structure.
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Functional & durable: Front pouch pocket, rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a comfy, flexible fit.
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ND humour approved: A bold, relatable statement that embraces autistic + ADHD identity with pride and personality.
Whether you’re rocking it to school, work, therapy or nowhere in particular (because home is peaceful), this hoodie delivers warmth, humour and authenticity — all in one snuggly package.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |